JXhF - asoll sagrav oiram

MEMORY IS A SNARE, PURE AND SIMPLE; IT ALTERS, IT SUBTLY REARRANGES THE PAST TO FIT THE PRESENT. - MARIO VARGAS LLOSA

JXhD - gnineb ettenna

I HAVE PERFECTED THE ART OF PUTTING MY FEET ON MY HUSBAND'S LAP DURING AWARDS CEREMONIES SO HE CAN RUB THEM. - ANNETTE BENING

JXhC - nilrac igroeg

MOST PEOPLE WORK JUST HARD ENOUGH NOT TO GET FIRED AND GET PAID JUST ENOUGH MONEY NOT TO QUIT. - GEORGE CARLIN

previously X 3

JXhB - nedsram nosaj

HEIGHTS DON'T BOTHER ME... IT'S FALLING AND CRACKING MY SKULL THAT FREAKS ME OUT! - ACTOR JASON MARSDEN

JXhA - raseac dis

THE TROUBLE WITH TELLING A GOOD STORY IS THAT IT INVARIABLY REMINDS THE OTHER FELLOW OF A DULL ONE. - SID CAESAR

JXg/ - nosreffej samoht

HE WAS INCAPABLE OF FEAR, MEETING PERSONAL DANGERS WITH THE CALMEST UNCONCERN. - THOMAS JEFFERSON, ON GEORGE WASHINGTON

previously

JXg+ - noskcaj werdna

IT TAKES A SLIGHTLY BETTER MAN TO ACKNOWLEDGE INSTANTLY AND WITHOUT RESERVATION THAT HE IS IN ERROR. - ANDREW JACKSON