JXtd - nehoc dranoel

I HATE ALL THE THINGS THAT CAN HAPPEN BETWEEN THE BEGINNING OF A SENTENCE AND THE END. - LEONARD COHEN

JXtc - ozup oiram

I HAVE ALWAYS BELIEVED HELPING YOUR FELLOW MAN IS PROFITABLE IN EVERY SENSE, PERSONALLY AND BOTTOM LINE. - MARIO PUZO

JXta - drapehs mas

THE FUNNY THING ABOUT HAVING ALL THIS SO-CALLED SUCCESS IS THAT BEHIND IT IS A CERTAIN HORRIBLE EMPTINESS. - SAM SHEPARD

JXtZ - htimednih luap

THERE ARE ONLY TWO THINGS WORTH AIMING FOR, GOOD MUSIC AND A CLEAN CONSCIENCE. - PAUL HINDEMITH

JXtY - renfeh hguh

PICASSO HAD HIS PINK PERIOD AND HIS BLUE PERIOD. I AM IN MY BLONDE PERIOD RIGHT NOW. - HUGH HEFNER

JXtX - ynohtna .b nasus

OH, IF I COULD BUT LIVE ANOTHER CENTURY AND SEE THE FRUITION OF ALL THE WORK FOR WOMEN! - SUSAN B. ANTHONY

JXtW - abla acissej

MY THEORY IS THAT IF YOU LOOK CONFIDENT YOU CAN PULL OFF ANYTHING - EVEN IF YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHAT YOU'RE DOING. - JESSICA ALBA

JXtT - rialb adnil

THE ANIMALS ARE RIGHT HERE, RIGHT OF US. AND HOW WE TREAT THESE COMPANIONS IS A TEST. - LINDA BLAIR

JXtV - namdlef ytram

I WON'T EAT ANYTHING THAT HAS INTELLIGENT LIFE, BUT I'D GLADLY EAT A NETWORK EXECUTIVE OR A POLITICIAN. - MARTY FELDMAN

JXtS - yendis tlaw

FANCY BEING REMEMBERED AROUND THE WORLD FOR THE INVENTION OF A MOUSE! - WALT DISNEY

JXtR - arikahs

THE WORST MISTAKE OF A WOMAN IS TO GO TO THE KITCHEN, BECAUSE THEN SHE NEVER GETS OUT OF THERE. - SHAKIRA

JXtQ - ennazec luap

IS IT THE FACTITIOUS AND THE CONVENTIONAL THAT MOST SURELY SUCCEED ON EARTH AND IN THE COURSE OF LIFE? - PAUL CEZANNE

JXtP - llig ecniv

SUCCESS IS ALWAYS TEMPORARY. WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL HAVE LEFT IS YOUR CHARACTER. - VINCE GILL

JXtO - kceev llib

LOOK, WE PLAY 'THE STAR-SPANGLED BANNER' BEFORE EACH GAME. YOU WANT US TO PAY INCOME TAXES, TOO? - BILL VEECK

JXtM - ekyd nav kcid

IT NEVER HAD OCCURRED TO ME TO WRITE A BOOK ... IT'S AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY, AND IT'S UNAUTHORIZED, AND I'M SUING MYSELF. - DICK VAN DYKE

JXtL - nietsnreb dranoel

IF MILITARY STRENGTH IS A NATION'S RIGHT ARM, CULTURE IS ITS LEFT ARM, CLOSER TO ITS HEART. - LEONARD BERNSTEIN

JXtK - tiarts egroeg

LIFE'S NOT THE BREATHS YOU TAKE. BUT THE MOMENTS THAT TAKE YOUR BREATH AWAY. - GEORGE STRAIT

JXtJ - relwof eneg

LOVE AND MEMORY LAST AND WILL SO ENDURE TILL THE GAME IS CALLED BECAUSE OF DARKNESS. - GENE FOWLER

JXtI - nosnam nyliram

IN THE END WE'RE ALL 'JERRY SPRINGER SHOW' GUESTS, REALLY, WE JUST HAVEN'T BEEN ON THE SHOW. - MARILYN MANSON

JXtH - tsew yrrej

I WILL MISS HIM (L.A. LAKERS' OWNER JERRY BUSS) DEARLY ... WE LOST A LEGEND IN OUR BUSINESS. - JERRY WEST

JXtF - ailgacsub oel

WHAT LOVE WE'VE GIVEN, WE'LL HAVE FOREVER. WHAT LOVE WE FAIL TO GIVE, WILL BE LOST FOR ALL ETERNITY. - LEO BUSCAGLIA

JXtE - nossnahoj tterlacs

I HOPE THEY MAKE A VIDEO GAME OF ME. AT LEAST I WOULDN'T HAVE ANY CELLULITE THEN. - SCARLETT JOHANSSON

JXtD - nomis lien

IF YOU CAN GO THROUGH LIFE WITHOUT EVER EXPERIENCING PAIN, YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T BEEN BORN YET. - NEIL SIMON

JXtC - ttocs yrallih

MY HEART BREAKING HEARING OF THE LOSS OF MINDY MCCREADY. PRAY FOR HER TWO PRECIOUS LITTLE BOYS. - HILLARY SCOTT

JXtB - htur ebab

BASEBALL WAS, IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE TO ME THE BEST GAME IN THE WORLD. - BABE RUTH

JXtA - tseug ragde

A FOOL AND HIS MONEY ARE SOON PARTED, BUT IT IS REMARKABLE HOW MANY FOOLS HAVE MONEY TO PART FROM. - EDGAR GUEST

… and then, even though I die

As I wend my way to Heaven I’ll be full of cherry pie!