Tuesday, December 16, 2025

JY1i - izzoilgaM moT

IT’S ONLY A CAR. JUST TURN UP THE RADIO AND THAT NOISE’LL GO AWAY. — “CAR TALK” CO-HOST TOM MAGLIOZZI




Monday, December 15, 2025

JY1h - llenniK yawlaG

WHEN A GROUP OF PEOPLE GET UP FROM A TABLE, THE TABLE DOESN’T KNOW WHICH WAY ANY OF THEM WILL GO. — GALWAY KINNELL




Saturday, December 13, 2025

JY1f - reraehS yrraH

WE’RE VERY PLEASED TO BE ON A SHOW WHICH IS KNOWN AND LOVED AROUND THE WORLD. — HARRY SHEARER AKA NED FLANDERS




Friday, December 12, 2025

JY1e - renvaK eiluJ

AS YOU ALL KNOW, LAST YEAR’S CAKE AND COOKIE SALE RAISED $112.00 TO FIGHT CHILDHOOD OBESITY. — MARGE SIMPSON (JULIE KAVNER)



JULIE KAVNER)


Thursday, December 11, 2025

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I THINK THAT MOST PEOPLE DON’T EVEN KNOW THAT I DO OTHER THINGS. THEY THINK THAT HOMER IS ALL I DO. — DAN CASTELLANETA




Wednesday, December 10, 2025

JY1c - namflE ynnaD

DANNY ELFMAN, WHO WROTE THE THEME TO ‘THE SIMPSONS,’ ET CETERA ... THAT’S WHAT I’LL BE REMEMBERED FOR. — DANNY ELFMAN




Tuesday, December 9, 2025

JY1b - thgirwtraC ycnaN

YO, WHAT’S HAPPENIN’ MAN, THIS IS BART SIMPSON; JUST KIDDING, DON’T HANG UP, THIS IS NANCY CARTWRIGHT. — NANCY CARTWRIGHT