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WHETHER IT’S ST. PATRICK’S DAY OR NOT, EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE LUCK O’ THE IRISH IN THEM. - LAURA SOMMERS

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I BUSTED A MIRROR AND GOT SEVEN YEARS BAD LUCK, BUT MY LAWYER THINKS HE CAN GET ME FIVE. - STEVEN WRIGHT

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THE MARK OF GREATNESS IS WHEN EVERYTHING BEFORE YOU IS OBSOLETE, AND EVERYTHING AFTER YOU BEARS YOUR MARK. - DAVE CHAPPELLE

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I BELIEVE GENDER IS A SPECTRUM, AND I FALL SOMEWHERE BETWEEN CHANNING TATUM AND WINNIE THE POOH. - STEPHEN COLBERT

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THE FACT THAT THEY LET ME IN A MOVIE WITH GENE HACKMAN HAS LEFT ME WITH NO FAITH IN SHOW BUSINESS. - DAY DOMANO (??????????????)

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I TRAVEL A LOT. I HATE TRAVELING, MOSTLY ‘CAUSE MY DAD USED TO BEAT ME WITH A GLOBE. - DAVE ATTELL

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OTHERS FEAR WHAT THE MORROW MAY BRING. I AM AFRAID OF WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY. - AZIZ ANSARI