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CHAIN LETTERS ARE THE POSTAL EQUIVALENT OF INTESTINAL FLU;  YOU GET IT AND PASS IT ALONG TO YOUR FRIENDS. - BOB GARFIELD

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WRITING IS MAKING SENSE OF LIFE. YOU WORK YOUR WHOLE LIFE AND PERHAPS YOU'VE MADE SENSE OF ONE SMALL AREA. - NADINE GORDIMER

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IF A MAN CAN JUDGE SUCCESS BY HOW MANY GREAT FRIENDS HE HAS, THEN I HAVE BEEN VERY SUCCESSFUL. - JOHNNY RAMONE

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TAKE THE PLATYPUS - THAT IS NOT A FINISHED PRODUCT. IT IS CLEARLY STILL IN BETA. - STEPHEN COLBERT

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I UNFORTUNATELY STILL CRAVE CHICKEN MCNUGGETS AND BACON, WHICH IS THE MEAT CANDY OF THE WORLD. - KATY PERRY

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MOST VEGETARIANS LOOK SO MUCH LIKE THE FOOD THEY EAT THAT THEY CAN BE CLASSIFIED AS CANNIBALS. - FINLEY PETER DUNNE

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RED MEAT IS NOT BAD FOR YOU. NOW BLUE-GREEN MEAT, THAT'S BAD FOR YOU! - TOMMY SMOTHERS