JXzK - rekooH eeL nhoJ

CARLOS SANTANA AND VAN MORRISON. THESE ARE TRUE MUSICIANS AND IT GIVES ME SUCH PLEASURE TO PLAY WITH THEM. - JOHN LEE HOOKER

JXzJ - nosirroM naJ

THERE'S ALWAYS GOT TO BE A STRUGGLE. WHAT ELSE IS THERE? THAT'S WHAT LIFE IS MADE OF. - VAN MORRISON

JXzI - anatnaS solraC

YOUR WRINKLES EITHER SHOW THAT YOU'RE NASTY, CRANKY, AND SENILE, OR THAT YOU'RE ALWAYS SMILING. - CARLOS SANTANA

JXzE - rhoB sleiN

HOW WONDERFUL THAT WE HAVE MET WITH A PARADOX. NOW WE HAVE SOME HOPE OF MAKING PROGRESS. - NIELS BOHR

JXzD - enialcam yelrihs

I DON'T HAVE AN ASSISTANT. I MAKE A LOT OF PEOPLE AROUND ME MY SLAVES, BUT NO ASSISTANT. - SHIRLEY MACLAINE

JXzC - renommoc yrrab

THE ENVIRONMENTAL CRISIS IS A GLOBAL PROBLEM, AND ONLY GLOBAL ACTION WILL RESOLVE IT. - BARRY COMMONER

JXzB - trebloc nehpets

AS SHAKESPEARE SAID, THERE'S NOTHIN' COOLER THAN DROPPIN' THE G'S OFF OF GERUNDS! - STEPHEN COLBERT

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TO CLASP THE HANDS IN PRAYER IS THE BEGINNING OF AN UPRISING AGAINST THE DISORDER OF THE WORLD. - KARL BARTH

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THE CHURCH HAS ITS PROBLEMS, BUT THE OLDER I GET, THE MORE COMFORT I FIND THERE. - BONO

JXy9 - sianseR nialA

I CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH WELL, BUT I AM STIRRED BY HEARING IT ... I LIKE BOB HOPE; I FIND HIM MYSTERIOUS. - ALAIN RESNAIS

JXy7 - enotsdnuop aluap

THE WAGES OF SIN ARE DEATH, BUT BY THE TIME TAXES ARE TAKEN OUT, IT'S JUST SORT OF A TIRED FEELING. - PAULA POUNDSTONE

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JXy6 - smailliw det

BASEBALL'S FUTURE? BIGGER AND BIGGER, BETTER AND BETTER! NO QUESTION ABOUT IT, IT'S THE GREATEST GAME THERE IS. - TED WILLIAMS

JXy4 - gnik nehpets

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE USE RELIGION TO HURT EACH OTHER WHEN THERE'S ALREADY SO MUCH PAIN IN THE WORLD. - STEPHEN KING

JXy3 - ggalf einnaf

I WONDER HOW MANY PEOPLE DON'T GET THE ONE THEY WANT, BUT END UP WITH THE ONE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WITH. - FANNIE FLAGG

JXy2 - simar dlorah

I FEEL A BIG OBLIGATION TO THE AUDIENCE, ALMOST IN A MORAL SENSE, TO SAY SOMETHING USEFUL. - HAROLD RAMIS

JXy1 - drahcir elttil

THE GRASS MAY LOOK GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE, BUT BELIEVE ME, IT'S JUST AS HARD TO CUT. - LITTLE RICHARD

JXy0 - llarttac mik

MANY OF US WORK FAR TOO HARD AND WE DON'T PUT ENOUGH VALUE IN THE EPICUREAN, SENSUAL PART OF LIFE. - KIM CATTRALL

JXyz - eofad melliw

if I met Bob Dylan, it would be disappointing - and annoying to him. But that's why I like Bob Dylan. - WILLEM DAFOE

JXyx - etiaw hplar

I FEEL IN MY BONES YOU LOSE A LOT OF LIFE'S VALUE IF YOU DON'T SEE YOURSELF AS A MEMBER OF THE FAMILY OF MAN. - RALPH WAITE

JXyw - nomis lien

MONEY BRINGS SOME HAPPINESS. BUT AFTER A CERTAIN POINT, IT JUST BRINGS MORE MONEY. - NEIL SIMON

JXyv - raseac dis

THE GUY WHO INVENTED THE FIRST WHEEL WAS AN IDIOT. THE GUY WHO INVENTED THE OTHER THREE, HE WAS A GENIUS. - SID CAESAR

JXyu - grebdlog ipoohw

WHEN YOU ARE KIND TO SOMEONE IN TROUBLE, YOU HOPE THEY'LL REMEMBER AND BE KIND TO SOMEONE ELSE. - WHOOPI GOLDBERG

JXyt - niawt kram

APRIL 1. THIS IS THE DAY UPON WHICH WE ARE REMINDED OF WHAT WE ARE ON THE OTHER THREE HUNDRED AND SIXTY FOUR. - MARK TWAIN