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IF BLACK BOXES SURVIVE AIR CRASHES WHY DON'T THEY MAKE THE WHOLE PLANE OUT OF THE STUFF? - GEORGE CARLIN

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LIFE IS HARD FOR EVERYONE. THAT'S WHY THERE'S SUCH A NICE REWARD AT THE END OF IT. - AIDAN QUINN

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A YOUNG PAINTER WHO CANNOT LIBERATE HIMSELF FROM THE INFLUENCE OF PAST GENERATIONS IS DIGGING HIS OWN GRAVE. - H. MATISSE

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IN THE END, OUR SOCIETY WILL BE DEFINED NOT ONLY BY WHAT WE CREATE BUT BY WHAT WE REFUSE TO DESTROY. - J.C. SAWHILL

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THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF OUR SHOW. COMEDY OR POLITICS. WE'RE SORT OF A MIX. A SPACE AGE POLYMER OF BOTH. - JON STEWART

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YOU CAN'T WIN UNLESS YOU LEARN HOW TO LOSE. - KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR

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WRESTLING IS BALLET WITH VIOLENCE. - JESSE VENTURA

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I'M NOT FEELING VERY WELL - I NEED A DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY. RING THE NEAREST GOLF COURSE. - GROUCHO MARX

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MAN IS IMMORTAL... BECAUSE HE HAS A SOUL, A SPIRIT CAPABLE OF COMPASSION AND SACRIFICE AND ENDURANCE. - MORGAN FREEMAN

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I THINK IT TAKES SEARCHING FOR THE DETAILS FOR ANY ARTIST TO BE GOOD. - BARBRA STREISAND

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THE WISE MAN MUST REMEMBER THAT WHILE HE IS A DESCENDANT OF THE PAST, HE IS A PARENT OF THE FUTURE. - HERBERT SPENCER

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THE WISDOM OF THE WISE AND THE EXPERIENCE OF THE AGES ARE PERPETUATED BY QUOTATIONS. - BENJAMIN DISRAELI

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LIFE'S MOST PERSISTENT AND URGENT QUESTION IS, 'WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR OTHERS?' MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.

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TODAY'S PARENTS GREW UP WITH THE SILLY NOTION THAT MUSIC WAS MEANT TO BE HEARD. - BILL COSBY

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ON STAGE YOU'RE FREE. YOU CAN SAY AND DO THINGS THAT IF YOU SAID AND DID ANYPLACE ELSE, YOU'D BE ARRESTED. - ROBIN WILLIAMS

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I GOT RABIES SHOTS FOR BITING THE HEAD OFF A BAT, BUT THAT'S OK - THE BAT HAD TO GET OZZY SHOTS. - OZZY OSBOURNE

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THOSE THINGS ARE BETTER WHICH ARE PERFECTED BY NATURE THAN THOSE WHICH ARE FINISHED BY ART. - CICERO

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AVOID CLICHES LIKE THE PLAGUE. - WILLIAM SAFIRE

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THE WASTEBASKET IS A WRITER'S BEST FRIEND. - ISAAC BASHEVIS SINGER

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IT ISN'T THE MOUNTAINS AHEAD TO CLIMB THAT WEAR YOU OUT; IT'S THE PEBBLE IN YOUR SHOE. - MUHAMMAD ALI

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I DON'T AT ALL LIKE KNOWING WHAT PEOPLE SAY OF ME BEHIND MY BACK, IT MAKES ME FAR TOO CONCEITED. - OSCAR WILDE

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IT'S BEEN SO WONDERFUL TO REALIZE THAT PEOPLE CARE ABOUT YOU IN A VERY DEEP WAY. - MICHAEL J. FOX

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I WOULD LIKE TO BE MARIA, BUT THERE IS LA CALLAS, WHO DEMANDS THAT I CARRY MYSELF WITH HER DIGNITY. - MARIA CALLAS

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT I FEEL ABOUT WEARING MY FURS ANYMORE ... BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT THE WORLD AND NATURE. - DIANA ROSS

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REAL INTEGRITY IS DOING THE RIGHT THING, KNOWING THAT NOBODY'S GOING TO KNOW WHETHER YOU DID IT OR NOT. - OPRAH WINFREY (Dee Dee, I borrowed your tiara)

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GOOD, BETTER, BEST. NEVER LET IT REST. UNTIL YOUR GOOD IS BETTER AND YOUR BETTER IS BEST. - NBA'S TIM DUNCAN

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LAST YEAR I WENT FISHING WITH SALVADOR DALI. HE WAS USING A DOTTED LINE. HE CAUGHT EVERY OTHER FISH. - STEVEN WRIGHT

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ONE RESOLUTION I HAVE MADE, AND TRY ALWAYS TO KEEP, IS THIS: TO RISE ABOVE THE LITTLE THINGS THE LITTLE THINGS. - JOHN BURROUGHS