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IF A MAN CAN JUDGE SUCCESS BY HOW MANY GREAT FRIENDS HE HAS, THEN I HAVE BEEN VERY SUCCESSFUL. - JOHNNY RAMONE

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TAKE THE PLATYPUS -- THAT IS NOT A FINISHED PRODUCT. IT IS CLEARLY STILL IN BETA. - STEPHEN COLBERT

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SOMEONE INVENTED THE TELEPHONE / AND INTERRUPTED A NATION’S SLUMBERS / RINGING WRONG, BUT SIMILAR NUMBERS. - OGDEN NASH

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YOU KNOW WHAT ‘ROMANCE’ STANDS FOR? IT STANDS FOR ‘RELYING ON MAGNIFICENT AND NECESSARY COMPATIBLE ENERGY.’ - GARY BUSEY

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I UNFORTUNATELY STILL CRAVE CHICKEN MCNUGGETS AND BACON, WHICH IS THE MEAT CANDY OF THE WORLD. - KATY PERRY

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MOST VEGETARIANS LOOK SO MUCH LIKE THE FOOD THEY EAT THAT THEY CAN BE CLASSIFIED AS CANNIBALS. - FINLEY PETER DUNNE

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Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that’s bad for you!” Tommy Smothers