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TOMORROW IS THE FIRST BLANK PAGE OF A 365 PAGE BOOK. WRITE A GOOD ONE.” — SINGER BRAD PAISLEY

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I THINK THAT TO MAKE SOMETHING ALIVE, INSTEAD OF ON A PAGE, IS AN HONORABLE TASK. AND IT TURNS ME ON.” — MIKE NICHOLS

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TOYS IN EVERY STORE / BUT THE PRETTIEST SIGHT TO SEE / IS THE HOLLY THAT WILL BE / ON YOUR OWN FRONT DOOR. — MEREDITH WILLSON

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IT DOESN’T SHOW SIGNS OF STOPPING ... / THE LIGHTS ARE TURNED WAY DOWN LOW / LET IT SNOW! LET IT SNOW! LET IT SNOW! — SAMMY CAHN

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HE’S MAKING A LIST / AND CHECKING IT TWICE ... SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN. — JOHN F. COOTS/HAVEN GILLESPIE

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PUT ON YOUR YARMULKE ... TO CELEBRATE HANUKKAH! INSTEAD OF ONE DAY OF PRESENTS, WE HAVE EIGHT CRAZY NIGHTS. — ADAM SANDLER

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IT’S ONLY A CAR. JUST TURN UP THE RADIO AND THAT NOISE’LL GO AWAY. — “CAR TALK” CO-HOST TOM MAGLIOZZI

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WHEN A GROUP OF PEOPLE GET UP FROM A TABLE, THE TABLE DOESN’T KNOW WHICH WAY ANY OF THEM WILL GO. — GALWAY KINNELL

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WE’RE VERY PLEASED TO BE ON A SHOW WHICH IS KNOWN AND LOVED AROUND THE WORLD. — HARRY SHEARER AKA NED FLANDERS

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AS YOU ALL KNOW, LAST YEAR’S CAKE AND COOKIE SALE RAISED $112.00 TO FIGHT CHILDHOOD OBESITY. — MARGE SIMPSON (JULIE KAVNER)

JULIE KAVNER)

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I THINK THAT MOST PEOPLE DON’T EVEN KNOW THAT I DO OTHER THINGS. THEY THINK THAT HOMER IS ALL I DO. — DAN CASTELLANETA

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DANNY ELFMAN, WHO WROTE THE THEME TO ‘THE SIMPSONS,’ ET CETERA ... THAT’S WHAT I’LL BE REMEMBERED FOR. — DANNY ELFMAN

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YO, WHAT’S HAPPENIN’ MAN, THIS IS BART SIMPSON; JUST KIDDING, DON’T HANG UP, THIS IS NANCY CARTWRIGHT. — NANCY CARTWRIGHT

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I HAVE LESS TO DO WITH ‘THE SIMPSONS’ EVERY SEASON BUT I STICK MY NOSE IN ... MAKING SURE THE SHOW HAS A SOUL. — MATT GROENING

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THE LESSON OF PEARL HARBOR OUGHT NEVER TO BE FORGOTTEN ... WE NEED TO KEEP THAT IN MIND. — OLIVER NORTH

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THERE’S A BIT OF MAGIC IN EVERYTHING, AND THEN SOME LOSS TO EVEN THINGS OUT. — LOU REED

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WHEN YOU’RE NOT BLOND AND THIN, YOU COME UP WITH A PERSONALITY REAL QUICK. — ACTRESS/COMEDIAN KATHY NAJIMY

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IN REAL LIFE, THERE ARE NAMES THAT SURPRISE US BECAUSE THEY DON’T SEEM TO SUIT THE PERSON AT ALL. — KRVYSVTOF KIESLOWSKI

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I LIKE THIS LIFE. I LIKE IT WHEN IT’S HARD ... YOU DON’T GET THE SWEET PART WITHOUT THE BITTER. — HOLLY NEAR

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ART IS EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK FOR IT; HAIL THE TWINKLING STARS FOR THEY ARE GOD’S CARELESS SPLATTERS. — EL GRECO