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EVERY CREATIVE WRITER WORTH OUR CONSIDERATION IS A VICTIM: A MAN GIVEN OVER TO AN OBSESSION. — GRAHAM GREENE

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I FEEL SO BADLY ABOUT WHAT THEY DO TO TURKEYS. THAT’S WHY THIS YEAR MY FAMILY AND I ARE EATING A LIVE BIRD. — ALBERT BROOKS

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I BECAME A CONNOISSEUR OF THE THICK THUD THAT A REJECTED MANUSCRIPT MAKES ON THE DOORMAT. — NOVELIST JAMES HERRIOT

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FAME AND FORTUNE ARE CALLING. ARE WE TAKING THE CALL OR BLOCKING THE NUMBER?” — NICOLE RICHIE

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WE WERE SO POOR WE COULDN’T AFFORD THE LAST TWO LETTERS, SO WE CALLED OURSELVES ‘PO.’ — GEORGE FOREMAN

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ONCE YOU SAY YOU’RE GOING TO SETTLE FOR SECOND, THAT’S WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU IN LIFE. — JOHN F. KENNEDY

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ACTING IS ALSO WORKING WITH PEOPLE WHO INVITE YOU INTO THEIR DREAMS AND TRUST YOU WITH THEIR INNERMOST BEING. — CATHERINE DENEUVE

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I HAVE WORKED WITH SOME OF THE MEANEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING TO INTIMIDATE ME. — AMY ADAMS

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IF I MADE ‘CINDERELLA,’ THE AUDIENCE WOULD IMMEDIATELY BE LOOKING FOR A BODY IN THE COACH. — ALFRED HITCHCOCK

JY1G - noopsrehtiW eseeR

ATTENDING AN ALL-GIRLS SCHOOL HAS ITS ADVANTAGES. ... YOU CAN WALK TO SCHOOL WITH YOUR ZIT CREAM ON. — REESE WITHERSPOON

JY1F - iazfasuoY alalaM

THIS AWARD IS FOR ALL THE CHILDREN WHO ARE VOICELESS, WHOSE VOICES NEED TO BE HEARD. — NOBEL PEACE PRIZE RECIPIENT MALALA YOUSAFZAI

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GENE RICHARDS SWINGS, THE BALL BOUNCES FOUL AND HITS HIM IN THE HEAD. NO HARM DONE. — ANNOUNCER JERRY COLEMAN

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A HAT SHOULD BE TAKEN OFF WHEN YOU GREET A LADY AND LEFT OFF FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. — P.J. O’ROURKE

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BEFORE I GOT MARRIED I HAD SIX THEORIES ABOUT BRINGING UP CHILDREN; NOW I HAVE SIX CHILDREN AND NO THEORIES. — JOHN WILMOT

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WHAT YOU WANT IS SOMEONE WHO WILL TAKE THE BUS WITH YOU WHEN THE LIMO BREAKS DOWN. — OPRAH WINFREY

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THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC. MORE PEOPLE VOTE IN ‘AMERICAN IDOL’ THAN IN ANY U.S. ELECTION. — RUSH LIMBAUGH

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GREAT WORKS ARE OFTEN BORN ON A STREET CORNER OR IN A RESTAURANT’S REVOLVING DOOR. — ALBERT CAMUS