JY1U - raeN ylloH

I LIKE THIS LIFE. I LIKE IT WHEN IT’S HARD ... YOU DON’T GET THE SWEET PART WITHOUT THE BITTER. — HOLLY NEAR

JY1T - ocerG lE

ART IS EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK FOR IT; HAIL THE TWINKLING STARS FOR THEY ARE GOD’S CARELESS SPLATTERS. — EL GRECO

JY1Q - eneerG maharG

EVERY CREATIVE WRITER WORTH OUR CONSIDERATION IS A VICTIM: A MAN GIVEN OVER TO AN OBSESSION. — GRAHAM GREENE

JY1P - skoorB treblA

I FEEL SO BADLY ABOUT WHAT THEY DO TO TURKEYS. THAT’S WHY THIS YEAR MY FAMILY AND I ARE EATING A LIVE BIRD. — ALBERT BROOKS

JY1O - toirreH semaJ

I BECAME A CONNOISSEUR OF THE THICK THUD THAT A REJECTED MANUSCRIPT MAKES ON THE DOORMAT. — NOVELIST JAMES HERRIOT

JY1N - eihciR elociN

FAME AND FORTUNE ARE CALLING. ARE WE TAKING THE CALL OR BLOCKING THE NUMBER?” — NICOLE RICHIE

JY1M - nameroF egroeG

WE WERE SO POOR WE COULDN’T AFFORD THE LAST TWO LETTERS, SO WE CALLED OURSELVES ‘PO.’ — GEORGE FOREMAN

JY1K - ydenneK .F nhoJ

ONCE YOU SAY YOU’RE GOING TO SETTLE FOR SECOND, THAT’S WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU IN LIFE. — JOHN F. KENNEDY

JY1J - evueneD enirehtaC

ACTING IS ALSO WORKING WITH PEOPLE WHO INVITE YOU INTO THEIR DREAMS AND TRUST YOU WITH THEIR INNERMOST BEING. — CATHERINE DENEUVE

JY1I - smadA ymA

I HAVE WORKED WITH SOME OF THE MEANEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING TO INTIMIDATE ME. — AMY ADAMS

JY1H - kcochctiH derflA

IF I MADE ‘CINDERELLA,’ THE AUDIENCE WOULD IMMEDIATELY BE LOOKING FOR A BODY IN THE COACH. — ALFRED HITCHCOCK

JY1G - noopsrehtiW eseeR

ATTENDING AN ALL-GIRLS SCHOOL HAS ITS ADVANTAGES. ... YOU CAN WALK TO SCHOOL WITH YOUR ZIT CREAM ON. — REESE WITHERSPOON

JY1F - iazfasuoY alalaM

THIS AWARD IS FOR ALL THE CHILDREN WHO ARE VOICELESS, WHOSE VOICES NEED TO BE HEARD. — NOBEL PEACE PRIZE RECIPIENT MALALA YOUSAFZAI

JY1D - nameloC yrreJ

GENE RICHARDS SWINGS, THE BALL BOUNCES FOUL AND HITS HIM IN THE HEAD. NO HARM DONE. — ANNOUNCER JERRY COLEMAN

JY1C - ekruor'O .J.P

A HAT SHOULD BE TAKEN OFF WHEN YOU GREET A LADY AND LEFT OFF FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. — P.J. O’ROURKE

JY1B - tomaliW nhoJ

BEFORE I GOT MARRIED I HAD SIX THEORIES ABOUT BRINGING UP CHILDREN; NOW I HAVE SIX CHILDREN AND NO THEORIES. — JOHN WILMOT

JY1A - yerfniW harpO

WHAT YOU WANT IS SOMEONE WHO WILL TAKE THE BUS WITH YOU WHEN THE LIMO BREAKS DOWN. — OPRAH WINFREY

JY04 - hguabmiL hsuR

THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC. MORE PEOPLE VOTE IN ‘AMERICAN IDOL’ THAN IN ANY U.S. ELECTION. — RUSH LIMBAUGH

JY01 - sumaC treblA

GREAT WORKS ARE OFTEN BORN ON A STREET CORNER OR IN A RESTAURANT’S REVOLVING DOOR. — ALBERT CAMUS

JY0t - ohsO

IF YOU LOVE A FLOWER, DON’T PICK IT UP ... LOVE IS NOT ABOUT POSSESSION. LOVE IS ABOUT APPRECIATION. — OSHO

JY0s - yksrokiS r0gI

THE WORK OF THE INDIVIDUAL STILL REMAINS THE SPARK THAT MOVES MANKIND AHEAD EVEN MORE THAN TEAMWORK. — IGOR SIKORSKY