JXYE - eornom nyliram

HOLLYWOOD'S A PLACE WHERE THEY'LL PAY YOU A THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR A KISS, AND FIFTY CENTS FOR YOUR SOUL. - MARILYN MONROE

JXYD - nonnel nhoj

SONGWRITING IS ... LIKE BEING POSSESSED. YOU TRY TO GO TO SLEEP, BUT THE SONG WON'T LET YOU. - JOHN LENNON

JXYC - rehtul nitram

GOD WRITES THE GOSPEL NOT IN THE BIBLE ALONE BUT ALSO ON TREES, AND IN THE FLOWERS AND CLOUDS AND STARS. - MARTIN LUTHER

JXYB - hcurab dranreb

MAKING A SUCCESS OF THE JOB AT HAND IS THE BEST STEP TOWARD THE KIND YOU WANT. - BERNARD BARUCH

JXYA - yratelgnis ekim

DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY FAVORITE PART OF THE GAME IS? THE OPPORTUNITY TO PLAY. - FOOTBALL'S MIKE SINGLETARY

JXX+ - xram ocihc

I WASN'T KISSING HER, I WAS JUST WHISPERING IN HER MOUTH. - CHICO MARX

JXX+ - xram ohcuorg

HUMOR IS REASON GONE MAD. - GROUCHO MARX

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I FEEL, INTERNALLY, THAT I AM AN ORDINARY PERSON WHO HAS HAD AN EXTRAORDINARY LIFE. - SIDNEY POITIER

JXX8 - rerud thcerbla

WHY HAS GOD GIVEN ME SUCH MAGNIFICENT TALENT? IT IS A CURSE AS WELL AS A GREAT BLESSING. - GERMAN ARTIST ALBRECHT DURER

JXX7 - ssues rd

UNLESS SOMEONE LIKE YOU CARES A WHOLE AWFUL LOT, NOTHING IS GOING TO GET BETTER. IT'S NOT. - DR. SEUSS

Also see June 30, 2009

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LIFE BELONGS TO THE LIVING, AND HE WHO LIVES MUST BE PREPARED FOR CHANGES. - GOETHE

JXX5 - drofelkcahs kcuhc

LEFT HAND, RIGHT HAND, IT DOESN'T MATTER. I'M AMPHIBIOUS. - BASKETBALL'S CHARLES SHACKLEFORD

JXX3 - worrad ecneralc

I DON'T LIKE SPINACH, AND I'M GLAD I DON'T, BECAUSE IF I LIKED IT, I'D EAT IT, AND I JUST HATE IT. CLARENCE DARROW

JXX2 - doowtsae tnilc

I HAVE A VERY STRICT GUN CONTROL POLICY: IF THERE'S A GUN AROUND, I WANT TO BE IN CONTROL OF IT. CLINT EASTWOOD

JXXz - ecnarf elotana

TO ACCOMPLISH GREAT THINGS, WE MUST NOT ONLY ACT, BUT ALSO DREAM; NOT ONLY PLAN, BUT ALSO BELIEVE. - ANATOLE FRANCE

JXXy - rellim yrral

YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLD WHEN YOU START WATCHING GOLF ON TV AND ENJOYING IT. - COMEDIAN LARRY MILLER

JXXw - thgirw evets

I USED TO WORK IN A FIRE HYDRANT FACTORY. YOU COULDN'T PARK ANYWHERE NEAR THE PLACE. - STEVEN WRIGHT

JXXv - ttip ekim

SUCCESS IS YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR FAMILY, WHAT YOU DO, AND IF YOU'RE HAPPY WHEN YOU WAKE UP. - ACTOR MICHAEL PITT

JXXu - saged de

WHAT A DELIGHTFUL THING IS THE CONVERSATION OF SPECIALISTS! ONE UNDERSTANDS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, AND IT'S CHARMING. - EDGAR DEGAS

JXXt - tlevesoor knarf

HUMAN KINDNESS HAS NEVER WEAKENED THE STAMINA OR SOFTENED THE FIBER OF A FREE PEOPLE. - FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT

JXXs - yarekcaht llib

THE WORLD IS A LOOKING GLASS AND GIVES BACK TO EVERY MAN THE REFLECTION OF HIS OWN FACE. - WILLIAM MAKEPEACE THACKERAY

JXXr - idrabmol ecniv

THE REAL GLORY IS BEING KNOCKED TO YOUR KNEES AND THEN COMING BACK. THAT'S REAL GLORY. - VINCE LOMBARDI

JXXp - kcocnaj nhoj

THERE, I GUESS KING GEORGE WILL BE ABLE TO READ THAT. - JOHN HANCOCK, AFTER SIGNING THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE

JXXo - llavud bob

WE EITHER ACCEPT WEAKNESSES IN GOOD PEOPLE OR WE HAVE TO TEAR PAGES OUT OF THE BIBLE. - ROBERT DUVALL

JXXn - skoorb htrag

IT'S FUNNY HOW A CHUBBY KID CAN JUST BE HAVING FUN, AND PEOPLE CALL IT ENTERTAINMENT! - GARTH BROOKS

JXXm - nahulcm llahsram

THIS INFORMATION IS TOP SECURITY. WHEN YOU HAVE READ IT, DESTROY YOURSELF. - MARSHALL MCLUHAN